I hire Spike as a babysitter (or even better, Maxine Babe!)...

A Klingon calls me a "swaggering, over-bearing, tin-plated dictator with delussions of godhood"...

I have Trouble with Tribbles...

Splatter goes through the Transevolver and emerges as Vanity...

I am a LEGEND too...

Britney Spears says "yes" to my marriage proposal...

Me and Brian Barrow don't rule anymore...

Mandrill Gorog starts ordering me to post again...

I have surfed the entire internet...

Donald Trump buys out Vince McMahon and lets ME run the federation..

There are GWF cards for Beavis & Butt-head...

We all agree that G.L.O.W. ruled!...

Bret Hart returns to wrestle in the WWF...

Roddy Piper appears in a sequel to "They Live"...

Lou Ferrigno appears at Galacticon as Genocide...

There are cards for the REAL Slayers (Buffy and Faith)...

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin becomes "Luke-Warm" Steve Austin...

The WWE goes back to being either the WWF or the WWWF...

I become a great player at Quasar's Gravity Ball..

The King Kongs win the L.O.W. Six-Man Tag Team Belts...

Director John Carpenter lets me write the movie sequel to "The Thing"...